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Vin Diesel Rules Facebook So Hard He Insists They Pay Him A Billion Bucks!
May 13th
Oh Vin, you lovely immodest soul!!
The Fast & Furious 6 leading man’s muscles are quite obviously huge, but we found an anatomical feature of his beautiful body that is even BIGGER!
His ego, LOLz!!
In a recent interview, Vin Diesel brought attention to freakishly popular Facebook page.
With over 41 million fans, the HIGHlarious hunk is under the impression that the social media empire owes him something in the way of cash money!
He revealed:
“Facebook used to ask me to come up to their office to explain what the f— I was doing, and why I had so many fans… Facebook really owes me billions of dollars. But whatever. “
A billion dollars, eh?
Wait by the mailbox for that check, Vin, we’re sure it’s coming any day now!!
He insists his popularity is second only to President Barack Obama‘s!
The Pitch Black actor continued:
“When I had started my [Facebook] page, the only person that had a million fans was Barack Obama. … when I started talking to the fans, I became the No. 1 page in the world. Over Coca-Cola, over huge companies. And it was only because I said: ‘Hi, guys, I love you.’
Aww! We love you too!
F&F6 zooms into theaters on May 24!
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[Image via WENN.]
Demi Lovato’s Exes Cozy Up At Da Club! What Could They Possibly Have To Chat About?!
May 13th
Oh guuurrrl, how totes awks!
No one wants to EVER see their exes hanging out! Can you imagine the convos that could go on?!
Horrrrifying!
But poor Demi Lovato is probably wondering just that after Wilmer Valderrama spent the night chillin’ with Joe Jonas.
Oh shizz! We feel your pain, DemDem!
The guys were spotted at Sound Nightclub before Joe headed to Wango Tango the next night.
Demi’s former luvahs might not have arrived together, but based on the pic (above), they sure looked plenty happy to hang out together!
We hope for Demi’s sake the hangout was short-lived!
Or even better, totally silent!
But enough of them! Check out some pics of Demi at Wango Tango (below)!
[Image via Garage Public Relations.]
Disney Channel Stars Share Why They Love Their Moms!
May 11th
Mother’s Day is this weekend and it is a time to celebrate the important ladies in our lives.
Some of your favorite Disney Channel stars like Bella Thorne, Zendaya, China Anne McClain, Caroline Sunshine, Laura Marano and more shared some of their favorite pictures of them with their moms.
Check out the gallery below to find out what each star loves most about their mom.
Happy Mother’s Day!
Kate Hudson & Matt Bellamy Giggle As They Charge Out Of A Hotel In A White Lamborghini!!
May 10th
Kate Hudson and ‘eventual‘ life partner/Muse frontman Matt Bellamy are still NOT married.
However, on an unrelated note, the two were caught trying to quickly sneak out of a West Hollywood hotel in a blinding white Lambo. Not the most stealth vehicle we could think of, but hey. They tried!!
Kate decided that the best way to shield her face from paparazzi was to cover her giggling mouth. Her strategy was only mildly effective, but her pearly whites were hidden quite well.
Matt didn’t have the luxury of his hands as coverage, since he was in charge of the wheel. He giggled freely.
And hence, the snapshot above!! LOLz!!!!
Married or not, the two are still as adorbs as ever together!!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
Khloe Kardashian & Kris Jenner Get So DRUNK They Can’t Film TV Show!
May 10th
We’ve heard the expression “too drunk to f*ck,” but last night, Khloe Kardashian and momager Kris Jenner apparently got SO wasted, they were too drunk to film!
The mother daughter duo reportedly began their boozy adventures at a Mexican restaurant in the Valley where they drank margaritas. They even took a picture of themselves in sombreros (above)!
Khloe accompanied the pic with the telling caption:
“She’s wild man.”
HA! But the wildness did NOT stop there!
After dinner the Jenner-Kardashian team headed to popular Hollywood spot The Abbey where they were scheduled to film a section for their reality show…
Yet it seems they were SO drunk, they both decided it would be best to NOT fulfill their filming obligations and didn’t even get out of their SUV even though it pulled up outside of the club.
But here’s where it gets odd… even though they were too tanked to do their job, it seems they thought it would be a good alternative to bother the very pregnant Kim Kardashian.
Hmm… it seems like Khloe’s “wacky” hormones are affecting more than her fertility!
And seriously, what good is having a reality show when all the good sh*t doesn’t even get on camera LOLz!
[Image via Instagram.]
John McCain Wants To Give Everyone The Cable Channels They Want! Legally!
May 10th
John McCain is complaining about the TV again- too many darn channels!
Only this time the Arizona Senator is complaining on the Senate floor! He’s introducing a bill called the TV Consumer Freedom Act of 2013.
The bill would force cable providers to sell packages of “à la carte” channels- in other words, custom packages designed by the consumer! He says:
“There’s an awful lot of people who don’t consume [200 channels], and most of us would like to look for creative solutions.
This is unfair and wrong — especially when you consider how the regulatory deck is stacked in favor of industry and against the American consumer.”
It’s almost like the septuagenarian has never heard of bit torrents… LOLz!
We joke, but this is the way to fight TV piracy! When people can pay a reasonable rate for JUST the channels they’ll actually watch, maybe they’ll stop illegally watching Game Of Thrones so darn much!
In the long run, this could actually help cable companies by re-capturing young people- who are accustomed to getting what they want when they want on the Internet.
[Image via Luis Guerra/Ramey Pix.]
