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Kris Jenner May Be “Queen Of F**king Everything”, But Bruce Jenner Is King!!
Apr 24th
If you haven’t seen Kris Jenner’s snarky cell phone cover, the rest of what we’re about to tell you won’t make any sense until you read about it HERE.
For those of you who have seen or heard about Kris’s not-so-subtle royal ambitions, Bruce Jenner has spoken, people!!
And he’s still ON TOP!
Not like that, sillies!!!
Meester Jenner was asked as he was leaving LAX what, exactly, he thought of his wife’s slightly ridiculous super awesome iPhone case.
He laughed, and said the following:
“I have no idea, but I think I have her under control. Barely.”
OOooo, power struggles at home, Brucey?? Hope Kris is OK with you controlling the “Queen”! Because we’re inclined to think she probably feels differently!
Nonetheless, we’re sure that Bruce makes a kind and benevolent ruler. Besides, behind every great queen is…a king?
We’ll let you decide for yourselves, ha!
[Image via WENN.]
Bruce Jenner — I Run the ‘Queen of F**king Everything’
Apr 24th
Bruce Jenner is nobody’s bitch — or so he thinks — saying Kris Jenner might be the “Queen of F**king Everything” … but he still runs the show.Coach Jenner was at LAX when a photog asked him if there’s a hidden meaning to the now famous cell…
Kris Jenner — ‘Queen of F**king Everything’
Apr 23rd
With the help of her cell phone, her Majesty Kris Jenner announced her new royal title in NYC on Monday.As queen of the Kardashian empire, the 57-year-old HBIC doesn’t like to mince words.Bow down.
Guess The Celebrity: “Queen Of F-cking Everything” Edition!
Apr 12th
Talk about an attention-grabber!
This well-known celeb was spotted perusing an an El Lay art gallery yesterday afternoon, and stopped to take multiple photos on her iPhone…which itself was sporting a protective cover with some pretty colorful language!
See for yourself (above)!
Now who would could the mystery matriarch be?!
Recent rumors suggest she may have once been a neglectful mother, but she certainly hasn’t neglected making every member of her family a household name!
See if you could keep up with all the hints and identify the “Queen of F-cking Everything”…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Why, it’s Kris Jenner, of course!
And to be fair, her iPhone cover is certainly pretty spot-on!
All hail the Queen of F-cking Everthing…so long as it’s Kardashian-related!
[Image via Splash News.]
Amanda Bynes Threatens Legal Action! Denies- Well, Everything!
Apr 8th
Amanda Bynes is furious!
The What A Girl Wants star is suing mad over the latest report of her odd behavior! She tweeted:
I’m suing every blog saying I was kicked out of gymnastics. What is wrong w/ u people? What would u do if u found fake stories about u?
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 8, 2013
But who are we supposed to believe? The Amanda Bynes who tweets about how crazy she isn’t? Or the one who tweets everything else?
The Amanda Bynes who says she wants to be left alone? Or the Amanda Bynes posing in NYC?
One thing is for sure- one of those Amandas needs some serious help!
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